HERE IS THE KEY TO THE DOOR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION! STATE YOUR CASE. MAKE YOUR PRAYER. AND PAY MY FEE! THIS IS YOUR ONE-TIME ONLY… ONCE IN A LIFETIME… NON-RETURNABLE FREE WILL OFFERING TO CLEAR UP YOUR NAME BEFORE YOUR NAME IS WRITTEN IN MY TEXAS BOOK WITH YOUR DUES PAID-UP IN FULL! THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY IN THIS DOOR… AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY OUT… WITH ONE FULL PAYMENT OF 10 U.S. DOLLARS NOW! OR TEN AMERAS FUTURE! 

YOUR TIME HAS COME! TO BE BLESSED! TO READ THE REST OF THIS TRUE MAKE-BELIEVE STORY!

TIME IS A THIEF AND A ROBBER!  SO PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

IS IT A… YES? OR  A… NO?  DO YOU KNOW ME?