IMMEDIATE WARNING

THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!

THIS WEBSITE IS PROTECTED BY THE HONOR SYSTEM.
JUST A CLICK ON… WILL COST YOU… TEN AMERAS FUTURE! OR TEN DOLLARS NOW! IN  RETROSPECT! SPIRITUALLY CHARGED TO YOUR NAME… RATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! EITHER YOU BELIEVE IT…OR NOT!

GOD KNOWS WHO YOU ARE! AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

GO AHEAD AND CLICK OFF NOW…
AND MAYBE YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF…
SOME TIME, SOME MONEY, AND SOME TROUBLE… FOR LATER!
WHAT’S WORSE IN THIS WORLD?
ONE SCREAMING GORILLA? OR TWO SCREAMING GORILLAS?
IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION
AND YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO NOSE YOUR WAY IN…
PROCEED… BUT TAKE MY ADVICE.
DON’T CLICK YOURSELF OUT…
BEFORE YOUR TIME IS DUE.
THIS MAY BE YOUR ONE AND ONLY CHANCE TO CLEAR UP YOUR NAME BEFORE YOUR NAME IS WRITTEN IN MY TEXAS BOOK
WITH YOUR DUES PAID-UP IN FULL!
 AS FOR SOME OF YOU, MY ELECT…
I AM YOUR ONE WAY TICKET TO THE LAST ROUND-UP!
THIS MAY BE YOUR LAST CHANCE TO DANCE TO THE BEAT OF MY DRUM!
PAY UP FRONT… OR LEAN ON YOURSELF… AT THE GATE!
THIS IS A GLOBAL RECALL…
COME FOLLOW YOUR HEART
AND BE ASSURRED… YOUR REST IS FULLY ASSURRED.
THIS SPIRIT IS BOUND FOR GLORY!

KNOWEST THOU ME?

HERE IS THE KEY TO THE DOOR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION! STATE YOUR CASE. MAKE YOUR PRAYER. AND PAY MY FEE! THIS IS YOUR ONE-TIME ONLY… ONCE IN A LIFETIME… NON-RETURNABLE FREE WILL OFFERING TO CLEAR UP YOUR NAME BEFORE YOUR NAME IS WRITTEN IN MY TEXAS BOOK WITH YOUR DUES PAID-UP IN FULL! THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY IN THIS DOOR… AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY OUT… WITH ONE FULL PAYMENT OF 10 U.S. DOLLARS NOW! OR TEN AMERAS FUTURE! 

YOUR TIME HAS COME! TO BE BLESSED! TO READ THE REST OF THIS TRUE MAKE-BELIEVE STORY!

TIME IS A THIEF AND A ROBBER!  SO PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

IS IT A… YES? OR  A… NO?  DO YOU KNOW ME?